August 2010
1 post
Every time I get in an elevator by myself, I have to fart. I have to decide whether to hold it in in case someone gets in as I exit. Just me? —K. E.online surveys
April 2010
4 posts
“When I need to sneeze I think of the sun, even though I’m pretty sure that doesn’t work.” —AlisonMarket Research
“Almost every time I shower, I imagine someone has broken in and is about to murder me with a knife or a gun. That’s normal, right?” —Jeff Drakeonline surveys
“Most homes have cabinets above the refrigerator that you can’t reach and if you can, what do you put in them? I have nothing in mine.” —Misty Gtrends
“Just Me Or Everyone?” from Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend, March 31, 2010
March 2010
16 posts
“I let the junk mail fall out of a magazine before I buy it. I’ll even stuff it in another mag sitting on the shelf.” —Roy S.trends
” I can’t put the laundry soap in until the water is on and has sufficiently covered the clothes…” —Rhonniesurveys
“I always hold my breath when walking through a crowd.” —Fabrizio P.surveys
“I can’t go to bed unless everyone else is asleep in the house.” —Misty G.polls
“Is it me or do limericks pwn haikus?” —Caroline M.poll
“I like to drink cold milk from a coffee mug for the taste.” —Erik W.surveys
“When I see an attractive girl on the bus I hope that the bus gets robbed so I have an excuse to talk to her.” —Andrew C.poll
“I always laugh when some asks during an interview, “Your analysis?” because it usually sounds like “urinalysis.” —Mike P.polls
“I never sit with my back to the door. I don’t like S#@t bags sneaking up on me.” —Paul K.survey software
“Sometimes when I’m taking a shower I find long hair in weird places.” —Anonymouspolls
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