0 notes August 12, 2010 Every time I get in an elevator by myself, I have to fart. I have to decide whether to hold it in in case someone gets in as I exit. Just me? —K. E.online surveys
0 notes April 27, 2010 “When I need to sneeze I think of the sun, even though I’m pretty sure that doesn’t work.” —AlisonMarket Research
0 notes April 11, 2010 “Almost every time I shower, I imagine someone has broken in and is about to murder me with a knife or a gun. That’s normal, right?” —Jeff Drakeonline surveys
0 notes April 6, 2010 “Most homes have cabinets above the refrigerator that you can’t reach and if you can, what do you put in them? I have nothing in mine.” —Misty Gtrends
0 notes April 4, 2010 “Just Me Or Everyone?” from Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend, March 31, 2010
